Scout Cloud Lee, former Survivor contestant
SUGAR’S SWEET CROCODILE TEARS DON’T BODE WELL FOR THE VETRANS OF SURVIVOR!
Her little bubble baths of the heart might have played well in the past, but the Heroes didn’t make it back in this game by being stupid suckers! Ya’ just can’t “out dupe” dupers and liars! She had as much chance of winning this game as an Eskimo has of being a vegetarian!
And, what was Sugar thinking chasing Colby around like a dog in heat! Criminey, Sugar! Even the Marilyn Monroe “wanna’ be’s” wouldn’t slime this much! In my opinion, Colby “still has it” if for no other reason than his ability to duck and dodge Sugar’s advances.
The curtain opens on Buddha Bellies, Big Butts and Big Egos. Coach is still spinning dragon dreams of grandeur and lusting after Jerri’s Black Widow web. As far as Coach is concerned, “vulgarity called and got answered” in his pomposity. Jerri and Courtney are still spoiled little yappers with an obnoxious style that poodles usually claim.
Russell is still making himself memorable pontificating his greatness and lying to everyone. Rupert’s voice still sounds like it was strained through Paul Bunyan’s underwear and Tyson is still trying to make someone into “little girl’s”. Silly boy! Sandra is still sassy and alive down to her little brown toes. In my opinion, we need to bottle up Sandra’s juices and sell them to our sorority bow heads! I’m counting on Sandra to win this thing just because she is the only person out there who is genuinely relaxed enough to find some humor in the midst of a living Hell.
Boston Rob is always a show stopper, but this time around he’s smart enough to stay outta’ coconut trees. Randy is fatter and meaner. James is still a total knockout with a few brains to grace his magnificent brawn. Nothing like a little suffering to put some backbone into to this game and it’s Stephanie, not Rupert, who is a real trooper continuing to play with a dislocated shoulder. Rupert’s little toe went kablooey and he’s whining like a spoiled baby. It’s just a broken toe, Rupert. There’s nothing to do for it except strap it into your tennis shoe and go leave some more butt tracks in the sand!
Tyson continues to be one of those mysteries dropped onto Earth undetected until he bared his butt in Survivor and now we get to watch him run around in his underwear. Randy is still flaunting his naughtiness and can still unveil a sentence that can piss off even the devil.
Danielle, Amanda, and Parvati are still seductive little vipers with brains to match, and Cirie is still able to piss over the side of Nature’s little boat and leave ‘em laughin’ in her wake. JT is the most agile player in the game and still has that cowboy charisma that just might get him to the end of the game again. Tom needed this casting call to erase his belly and according to his looks out in LA recently, he just might fair pretty well. Frankly, I can’t remember Candice from Cook Island, but I’m liking her now. She just might be able to bite her tongue and stay around awhile.
For sheere entertainment value, I’m hope to see Boston Rob, JT, Cirie, Colby, Sandra, Tyson, and James stay in the game long enough to drink up the laughs. Russell has definite entertainment value and none of these cast mates got to see his antics in season 19. Why, you ask? Because this cast was filming while season 19 was airing. However, I’m betting that Russell didn’t have time to curb his arrogance prior to this season. Life boils down to realizing fantasies or surviving compromises, and I just don’t think Russell has much compromise in him.
The cast is perfect and the challenges twice as hard. The one thing I can’t quite figure out is this: Why didn’t they put a roof on that multi-story Tribal? See you next week! Scout