Scout Cloud Lee
Ada Evening News
Ada — By Scout Cloud Lee
COMMON SENSE AIN’T SO COMMON! OMG!! What was JT thinking tonight? And where did he get pen and paper on an island! You can bet the millionaire cowboy is suckin’ eggs tonight and wading through cow pies of shame over his love letter to Russell. I’ll bet his face is as pink as a bubble gum cigar tryin’ to squirm outta’ “the stupidest mistake ever made in Survivor” history. He just might have a grand mal seizure when he finds out what is really going on with Russell and Parvati. You can bet Russell’s vice is JT’s versa!
Now Russell, the ultimate king villain, has an immunity idol going into the merge, and so does the most villainess queen of Survivor, Parvati. Both of their razzmatazz and litanies of BS is enough to gag a maggot. They are two little vultures feeding on each other. Their unkept promises have and will break every heart that lets them in. May their ultimate cries for help come back to them like stray homing pigeons stamped “return to sender”. Believe me, I’ll pop the cork on the champagne bottle the night we see Russell and Parvati walk the lonely trail back to the ole’ Ponderosa!
Courtney’s demise is no surprise. It’s just amazing that she lasted as long as she did. However, when she opens her mouth you know she ain’t no girl scout! I’m personally wild about her sassy, sardonic imitations of her fellow cast mates (including the Rup). She’ll make a great jury member, and you can bet your sweet bippy she won’t vote for Russell to win the million dollars.
I loved seeing my good friend, Sandra eat at her favorite Out Back and I’m on-my-knees grateful that she dodged the bullet at tribal. I’m guessing she’ll flip at the merge and tattle on Russell and Parvati. The girl friend is bound to tell it all. It’ll take some slippery, silver tongued hocus pocus to trick Russell and Parvati into not using their idols. I’m thinkin’ a major blind-side is possible, and with Sandra finally hookin’ it up with the Heroes, Jerry and Danielle are toast.
As for the Heroes, Rupert has sweated off a lot of pounds, Colby is back with a sweet six pack, and Courtney and Amanda are two tough survivors who are bringin’ it in the challenges. Who would have ever thought the Heroes could make such an amazing come back. If I could say Bibba Di Bobba Di Boo and have my dreams come true,
Sandra would win it all with one of our Heroes beside her in the final two. What’s your bet?